For some reason, this song came to mind again when I was fishing at Lake Powell, so I Googled all the verses from the web.
The Mormon Sunday School Song
(Chorus - sing after each stanza)
Young folks, Old folks, everybody come,
Join the Mormon Sunday School and have a lot of fun.
Kindly check your razors and your chewing gum at the door,
And you'll hear some scripture stories that you've never heard before.
(Stanza 1)
The prophet Nephi was brafe and strong,
In the scriptures he could no no wrong,
The way Arnold Freiberg painted him,
He must have worked out in Deseret Gym.
(Stanza 2)
Enos was a hunter in the wood,
Who thought another trophy would look good,
He knelt down like his father said,
And brought a testimony home instead.
(Stanza 3)
Old King Benjamin built himself a tower,
To preach to the folks for many an hour.
They pitched their tents so they could see,
And it looked just like a Boy Scout Jamboree.
(Stanza 4)
Abinadi's last days were well spent,
Telling all the wicked to repent.
When his message to the king was through,
They invited him to a barbeque.
(Stanza 5)
They had a little trouble with Alma the younger,
For spiritual enlightenment he did humger.
An angel appeared in glorious rays,
He felt really dumb for a couple of days.
(Stanza 6)
Helaman the prophet led into fights,
Two thousand stripling Lamanites.
The enemy made lots of noise,
But they were beaten by those mama's boys.
(Stanza 7)
The Gadianton robbers get all the thanks,
For robbing all the Nephite banks.
They robbed every bank in the Nephite nation,
Because they had the secret combination.
(Stanza 8)
Captain Moroni led an army,
Defending lands and liberty,
When Nephite courage began to lag,
His clothes became the national flag.
(Stanza 9)
The Jaredites left the tower of Babel,
They had two leaders weo were strong and able.
Mahonri Moriancumr won great fame,
But I can't remember his brother's name.
(Stanza 10)
Buy a Book of Mormon without delay,
Just two bucks is all you'll pay.
I'll tell you what the book will do,
If it reformed Egyptian, it will reform you!
Monday, May 11, 2009
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